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Douglas Cartland, P.I.
Just like Magnum, only no bikini babes
Created on 2003-11-25 19:45:35 (#1487230), last updated 2004-03-21
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Basic Info| Location: | Silent Hill, United States |
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BioHello, you've reached the office of Douglas Cartland, Private Investigator. I'm not in right now, as I'm on a case: hot on the trail of this really cute and feisty girl named Heather...and also because the world has just gone summarily to Hell. My client for this case is about as weird as they come and preachier than my ex-wife, and I suspect that everything going crazy around here has something to do with her. And I'm outta cigarettes. Ain't that the way?
Leave me a message, and I'll call you back once I get outta this mess...and figure out what the law has to say about statutory rape in deserted, fucked-up towns.
Leave me a message, and I'll call you back once I get outta this mess...and figure out what the law has to say about statutory rape in deserted, fucked-up towns.
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avoiding broken bones, big pimpin', booze, boxer shorts, cigarettes, claudia wolf, coffee, corrupting minors, dashiell hammett, detective work, dirty old man, fedoras, film noir, getting heather's back, harry mason, heather mason, heather morris, jack's inn, lone wolf, loyalty, not having cigarettes stolen, not needing viagra, pulp novels, rushing headlong into danger, sam spade, sex, tenacity, trenchcoats, ugly ties, vincent, younger women
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